The Official

Pitt Purity Test

The totally unique and original Pitt Purity Test. Use it to track your college experiences throughout your years at the University of Pittsburgh.

Caution: This is not a bucket list. If you hit all 100 you deserve to be in jail.

This is not affiliated nor endorsed by the University of Pittsburgh.

Current student at Pitt?

Skipped 10 or more lectures in a class?

Thought that you would fail a class?

Failed or retook a class?

Used ChatGPT for a project or exam?

Got caught cheating on a project or exam?

GPA dropped below 2.5?

Pulled an all-nighter in Hillman?

Stolen someone else’s booked study room?

10.

Slept in an academic building?

11.

Stayed in a campus dormitory/apartment?

12.

Threw out someone else’s laundry?

13.

Stayed inside during a fire alarm?

14.

Ate at the Eatery/Perch?

15.

Got sick from the dining hall?

16.

Stole someone else’s mobile order?

17.

Went out to a concert at the Stage AE or PPG Paints?

18.

Went out to the Super Bowl Riot?

19.

Went out to Pitt Paddies?

20.

Went to Picklesburgh?

21.

Went to Tekko (anime convention)?

22.

Went to Anthrocon (furry convention)?

23.

Seen a furry on campus?

24.

You are a furry.

25.

Went to a frat party?

26.

Gotten sick from a frat party?

27.

Got kicked out of a frat party?

28.

Rushed a frat/sorority?

29.

Joined a frat/sorority?

30.

Been hazed by a frat/sorority?

31.

Smoked/vaped on campus?

32.

Smoked/vaped in class?

33.

Gotten high in your dorm?

34.

Made your entire floor smell like weed?

35.

Took hard drugs on campus?

36.

Snuck illegal substances/contraband into your dorm?

37.

Drank alone in your dorm?

38.

Lied about your political affiliation for friends?

39.

Stole from your roommate?

40.

Been put on disciplinary probation or suspended?

41.

Been kicked out from your dorm?

42.

Been to the Panther Pitt?

43.

Paid security to be let into a bar underaged?

44.

Used a fake ID to get into a bar underaged?

45.

Got caught using a fake ID?

46.

Served/been served alcohol underaged?

47.

Been in a bar/frat while it was raided?

48.

Taken body shots off a stranger?

49.

Thrown up in a bar/frat?

50.

Blacked out during a night out?

51.

Called/had an ambulance called for alcohol poisoning?

52.

Got roofied at a bar/frat?

53.

Roofied someone else at a bar/frat?

54.

Got into a physical fight with someone on campus?

55.

Urinated in public?

56.

Streaked in public?

57.

Had the police called on you?

58.

Ran from the police?

59.

Been arrested by the police?

60.

Been convicted of a crime?

61.

Been convicted of a felony?

62.

Received a DUI?

63.

Received a parking ticket?

64.

Received a speeding ticket?

65.

Nearly got run over/almost ran someone over?

66.

Got into a car accident (Oakland drivers fucking suck)?

67.

Held hands romantically on campus?

68.

Kissed someone on campus?

69.

Been in a relationship with someone at Pitt?

70.

Went to class with a hickey(s)?

71.

Gave a hickey to someone?

72.

Put a love lock on the bridge?

73.

Watched porn in your dorm/apartment?

74.

Watched porn while your roommate is still in the room?

75.

Watched porn during a lecture?

76.

Masturbated during a Zoom lecture?

77.

Masturbated in an in-person class?

78.

Walked in on your roommate masturbating/roommate walked in on you?

79.

Got caught with a sex toy/noticed someone’s toy in their room?

80.

Spent the night at someone else’s dorm?

81.

Snuck someone past the dorm security?

82.

Cheated on someone at Pitt and didn’t get caught?

83.

Given or received oral on-campus?

84.

Given or received oral in an academic building?

85.

Ingested someone else’s bodily fluids?

86.

Lied about your political affiliations to get laid?

87.

Kicked out your roommate/got kicked out by your roommate to have sex?

88.

Had sex in an on-campus dorm?

89.

Had sex while your roommate was still in the room?

90.

Had sex at a frat party?

91.

Had sex in an academic building?

92.

Had sex in a public bathroom?

93.

Had sex with someone with a 3+ year age gap?

94.

Had sex with someone you met less than 24 hours before?

95.

Had sex in a bed not belonging to you or your partner?

96.

Had sex with more than 10 people on campus?

97.

Had sex with your TA or professor?

98.

Had a three+some on campus?

99.

Had an orgy on campus?

100.

Became part of the 'Cathy Club'?